tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post5168655347845256588..comments2023-11-05T05:01:58.563-05:00Comments on Ward Six: Suggested memes for eager trendseekersUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post-76937666489334627852011-02-05T06:54:54.807-05:002011-02-05T06:54:54.807-05:00I second Cry Every Hour - great title for a book n...I second Cry Every Hour - great title for a book never written - though Pill Pals sounds quite touching. A nonexistent book destined to become a nonexistent movie.Kevin Spaidehttp://kevinspaide.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post-10040189768490067592011-02-04T05:22:45.115-05:002011-02-04T05:22:45.115-05:00knigt, write that book.
Those are all funny!--act...knigt, write that book.<br /><br />Those are all funny!--actually, slightly different topic, I do love writing funny lists. There was a hilarious list of fake poet names William Stafford wrote as a poem once...all I remember is that one was Cruncher Gaspard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post-47929651361773217632011-02-03T23:51:57.973-05:002011-02-03T23:51:57.973-05:00Cry Every Hour has to be the best book never writt...Cry Every Hour has to be the best book never written.knigthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08951571861599316337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post-91832338797690698282011-02-03T22:22:17.586-05:002011-02-03T22:22:17.586-05:00These are all great, from the post and the comment...These are all great, from the post and the comment. I love the list of fake books in Gilbert Sorrentino's "Mulligan's Stew." One that comes to mind from that list is "Born to be Italian." No one seems to think it's as funny as I do.Dylan Hickshttp://www.dylanhicks.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2046663689477874544.post-10074781678886827872011-02-03T21:08:24.663-05:002011-02-03T21:08:24.663-05:00I love, love, love titles without content. Par Non...I love, love, love titles without content. Par None and Porno Quilter (also, a suitable video game title) are my favorites. This reminds me of something I put together last year. (Please feel free to erase if I've monopolized the comments space.)<br /><br />A List of Lists I've Never Made<br /><br />- Memorized Poems<br />- Reasons to Start Smoking Again<br />- Clothing: A Wardrobe<br />- Cusses<br />- Band Names Which Don't Begin in 'The'<br />- Places I'd Have Rather Lost My Virginity<br />- Knees: Uses<br />- Successful Apologies To Mom<br />- Nine Allergies<br />- 35 Joyful Sounding Songs That Depress Me<br />- People I'd Like To Own<br />- Desirable Cell Phone Features<br />- Things Forgotten / Flights Missed Due To Blackout<br />- Items In My Apartment Which Belong To Someone With Whom I No Longer Speak.<br />- Numbers That Soothe<br />- Discontinued Hamburgers<br />- Films I've Watched Alone<br />- Snappy Wedding Vow Openers<br />- Appropriate Pet Names By Species <br />- Laws Better Ignored<br />- Dead Presidents I'd Have Supported<br />- Potential Beach Volleyball Partners (By Height)<br />- Words I'll Continue To Mispronounce <br />- Winning Excuses<br />- Milk Fat Percentages and Intestinal Agreeability<br />- Obscure Regional Supermarket Chains<br />- Places I'll Visit Once You're Gone For Good<br />- European Rivers (By Odor, Then Hue)<br />- Classic Novels I'll Never Read<br />- Rules For Pre-Funereal Scavenger Hunt<br />- Items From My Will For Pre-Funereal Scavenger Hunt Winners (By Place)<br />- Songs To Play At My Funeral To Prove I Had A Sense Of Humor<br />- Songs To Play At My Funeral To Prove I Enjoyed Interesting Music<br />- People Who Should Dress Me For My Funeral<br />- People Who Cannot Attend My Funeral<br />- People Who Should Read At My Funeral<br />- People I'll Allow To Sit Quietly At My Funeral<br />- Clever Bumperstickers to Slap on My Casket<br />- Suggested Post-Funereal Activities For Guests <br />- Suggested Post-Funereal Activities For Guests (Extended)violentborehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06105511479476410410noreply@blogger.com