The sausage is a cunning bird
with feathers long and wavy.
It swims about the frying pan
and makes its nest in gravy.
It’s a knock-kneed chicken, it’s a bow-legged sparrow.
Missed my bus so I went by barrow.***
Masculine, feminine, neuter.
I went for a ride on my scooter.
Adam and Eve in the garden,
studying the beauty of nature.
The devil jumped out of a Brussel sprout
and hit Eve in the eye with a tater.
and this, perhaps the best couplet in the language:
Mary Jane went to Spainin a chocolate aeroplane.