A woman leaves her purse at a restaurant. She returns for it, and finds a note inside that reads "I hate you." The handwriting is her own.
Deep in a bunker in the mountains of Colorado, a general accesses defense secrets that could destroy the world. The password is "ravioli."
Woman pines for famous actor over many years. Wins contest to have dinner with him. During meal he says, "You remind me of my yard man."
Talking dogs, walking upright, explore Cincinnati.
OK, these aren't going to win any awards, but surely any one of them could make a person's bus ride infinitessimally better? And can one ask any more than that of the form?
Share your 140-character stories, if you will. And a link to your lit tweets.